Me: You have sticker, so I'm going to stick ya
Steph: Yay! Oooo excitement building!
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Steph: Lol :'(
Me: You are crying and laughing together? wow you beat me to that!
Steph:bwahahaha! What can I say? I'm a woman, I multi task
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Me: I can't do anything when you are rude to me. You see how bloody linked I am to you, which makes me none the happier coz you know I am an independent hippie chick :(
Mr. Schitt: Hippppie !! I love you :)
Me: :)
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Will: LOL well we don't classify Indians as Asians
Me: Well where are the Indians from? North pole?
Will: Indians are Indians
Will: From India
Me: LOL..which is so obviously not in Asia !
Will: In America, you won't be Asian
Me: In UK I am
Will: You'll throw people off in America
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(while talking about photos!)
Will: They have to give them too cus part of your soul are in those pics
Me: Haha, I don't have a soul
Me: I sold my soul for a Krispy Kreme
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Edyta: You're so cute I could bite you!
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Matt: Why is she called Fairy?
Me: I don't know, maybe she likes fairies.
Matt: I like dogs, but I don't go around telling people to call me a dog!
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Adam: All men are twats!
Me: Adam, you are a man
Adam: Yes and I'm a twat!
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Me: OMG, babe I could get used to this !
Mr. Schitt: Used to what?
Me: The Vogue Life *grins*
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Me: I need a new lappie
Bima : Your lappy is really good
Bima : Somehow this sounds very wrong
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Nish (while looking through a watch company's catalog): What is this? I don't understand these diagrams!
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"If you were a McNerdburger, you could be my daily 'happy' meal!!"
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(My aunt recalling what my uncle told her about me):
Aunt : You are not like anyone, not your dad or mom.
Me : Of course I'm not, I'm like me !
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Shameek: It's only when we get lost that we make an effort to find ourselves, figure out what we are made off, no? it's what a gay baldie with a frenchie and a few gay bestsellers would tell you!
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