Thank you for Not Smoking. Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. This takes place without my consent. I have a pleasure, also. I like a beer now and then. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and pissed on your head and your clothes without your consent?"
I'm not so funny, Mr. Schitt (who sometimes happens to have an awesome sense of humor) found this on a blog and shared it with me, and I want to share it with you!) It's not my words but once I find the blog url from where the above bit is from I'll put it up :)
Picture courtesy: Artbox
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