LINGUISTICALLY CHALLENGED!


Cute Guy at the Bar: La Bella
ME: What? I don't understand
CGATB: La Bella (points at ME)
ME: What? I don't understand...English please!
CGATB (just as drunk as me): La Bella
ME: I don't understand Spanish or whatever....(walks away)


*sigh*


ME = DUMB FUCK WHO DOES NOT KNOW THAT LA BELLA MEANS BEAUTIFUL IN ITALIAN...not spanish my friends...ITALIAN!!! I'm not rude, I do like accepting compliments. But I'm just Linguistically Challenged !

*slaps her head for being so stupid*

:(

xx